Sunday, January 16, 2011

Miss America 2011 SHOCKER!!!!

SHRIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!!!!!!Darlings, a pretty, big-haired blonde from Nebraska cried and thanked Jesus last night, an event so unprecedented that all of humanity froze in astonishment.In another development that rocked humankind to its very core, she was wearing a gown that managed the impossible trifecta of being tacky, virginal, and a little slutty, all at the same time. World leaders were

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