A friend of mine saw all 10 of the Oscar-nominated movies before the awards for the first time, then analyzed them on his blog. I didn't. His blog was the pun "Oh, I Wish I Were An Oscar Movie Wee-ner..." Mine wasn't that clever. His title made me think what the top 10 movies will be when they're made into porn:
The Blind Side => The Blind Side-Boob
An Education => A Beducation
Precious => Presh*ts (German porn)
Up => Schtup
The Hurt Locker => The Skirt Blocker / The Hurt C*cker
Avatar => Have-a-Scar (snuff porn?) / Have a Cigar
A Serious Man => A Seriously Hung Man
District 9 => District 69
Up in the Air => Up in the Rear / Butt Up in the Air / Up The Derriere
Inglourious Basterds => In Glouria's Back, Studs
Anywayssss...thankfully, that's all for today.
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