Friday, March 19, 2010
I've Stretched Out More Women than Hatha Yoga
I can't remember where I got that title - from someone's internet tagline likely. I like it for the visual, the respectful nature, and the just plain classiness of it. Anyway, you're thinking, how might one combine philology with sex and yoga? Pretty much like this:
Okay smarty-pantses, which are yoga terms and which are sex positions?
First Posture of the Perfumed Garden
Winged Eros
Seesaw
Kneeling Pretzel
Frog Fashion
Rainbow Arch
Tail Of The Ostrich
Space Monkey
Three-Eyed Turtle
Italian Chandelier
Amazon
Sitting Bull
Doggy Style
Reverse Cowgirl
Reverse Warrior
Downward Facing Dog
Camel Pose
Sleeping Vishnu
Cow Stretch
Locust
Cow Face
Happy Baby
Firefly
Half Lord of the Fishes
Reclined Big Toe
King Dancer
Lizard
One-Legged King Pigeon
Corpse
Easy peasy...everything below "Reverse Cowgirl" is yoga. Now get out there and combine a few. Do some cross-training. Tell 'em Dr Paul* sent you.
Paul
* Note: "Dr" is only a legal medical title in any country that ends in "stan".
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