AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

>> 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.>> 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.>> 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.>> 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL